Parliamentary Nursery Rhymes![]() Apologies in advance for the terrible rhymes but after a week of absurdity in Parliament I had to comment.
Peter (Dunne), Peter (Dunne), Speed Repeater Peter, Peter, Speed repeater Knew the limit but couldn’t keep it Broke the law twice in one day Don’t do as he does, do as he says
Simple (David) Seymour Simple Seymour saw a MP Going up the stairs Said Simple Seymour to the MP “What bill do you have there?â€
Said the MP unto Seymour “Show me first your consistency†Said Simple Seymour to the MP “Indeed I have not anyâ€
(Andrew) Little, Boy Red Little boy red, come blow your horn The Hotel is in Niue, the trust is offshore Where is the boy who looks after the sheeple? He’s away planning strategy at a weekend retreat.
Speaker, Speaker Speaker, Speaker, go away Come back to parliament another day Little Johnny (Key) wants to play |